ARE CHEAP REAL ESTATE PRICES AND LOOSE GUN LAWS GOOD ENOUGH REASONS FOR ALL CONS TO MOVE TO IRAQ?

Its the neocon bliss over there!
This subject is not anti gun, the pro criminal immigration to Iraq.

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Mel October 11, 2010 at 11:42 pm

And leave our country in your hands????lol, NEVER

JimSock October 12, 2010 at 12:28 am

If Hillary gets elected, it could be a viable escape option.

flaming_liberal415 October 12, 2010 at 12:58 am

Here we go with attacking gun owners again…okay, fine, you win.

I the gun owner apologize for why I feel the need to own a gun.

I am sorry for being afraid.
I am afraid of people who want to do harm to those I love for no logical reason. I am afraid that I do not have the ability to stop an armed man from harming them. They will be hurt or raped or killed. A gun gives me an equal or advantage, a gun makes them safe at night.

I am sorry for being scared.
I am scared I can not run from all fights that I can not win. I am scared that I will be cornered and out numbered. I try to avoid those situations but those situations may not always avoid me. I am scared of the man in the crowd with the gun randomly shooting. I have been shot by him once before and only by luck was I not more seriously injured. The gun is my security blanket, it is my cape.

I am sorry for being greedy.
I enjoy all that I own. I have built my empire from nothing and no one will ever take it away from me again. Not a piece, not in whole. No one shall enter my castle to rob me, no one shall violate the sanctity of my temple.
My gun is on the parapet of this fortress that none shall destroy.

I am sorry for my lust.
I find my guns an addiction of sorts. Mechanical marvels that are beautiful in their form. I desire to own one of every variety of sensual form that fits in my hands. I lovingly clean and caress the supple lines. Happiness is a warm gun.

I am sorry for being stern.
I follow the words of our rights as how they are written, not how they are interpreted to be. The national Guard is not “a militia” and the right to bear arms is not only for that militia to have. You would be pissed if I tried to take away your right to free speech but try to take away my right to protect yours.
I can not give up.

I am sorry for being a killer.
I kill animals, I kill paper, I kill targets, and if I have to I will kill a person. I have been a killer for most of my life. nothing is going to change here, I hone my skills for one day when they will be needed. I can no more practice my killing without a gun than a flutist without a flute. But I have never seen anyone kill something with a flute. Maybe you just have to throw it hard enough.

I am sorry for being sceptical.
Police will not always protect me. The government will not always be for the people. the politicians will never be truthful. The criminals will never reform.
My gun assures that these can indeed change.

I am sorry for not being a p*ssy.
I am sorry that I am a man, a real man, with the honor and pride of the “men” in America who came before me. I was raised by a woman and a woman alone and oddly I have more balls and integrity then most of the “men” in this country. My upbringing may have caused me to have role models of the “men” who founded this country, who built this country, who saved this country, not the p*ssy *ss weak mentality of a p*ssy *ss father.

The men in my life rode white horses and had a gun, they stormed beaches and had a gun.

And I have a gun.

Mother October 12, 2010 at 1:54 am

No. Its all yours feel free to move any time now.

zeldarblomqar October 12, 2010 at 2:47 am

They can join Blackwater and put silencers on their machineguns and randomly shoot other drivers whenever they get stuck in a trafficjam.

suthrnlyts October 12, 2010 at 3:42 am

Hmmmmmmmm… Nope!

Steve October 12, 2010 at 3:43 am

It is actually a neocon paradise. Wow, I’m shocked at the truthiness of this question.

BRYAN H October 12, 2010 at 4:09 am

maybe if you could get all the criminals to stop using guns when they rape, murder and rob people and make them ask nicely, guns would be useless. then we could outlaw cars that kill way more than guns.

Brian I October 12, 2010 at 4:31 am

Yes, because conservatives were the ones out buying houses they knew they couldn’t afford.

That and I’ve never seen a gun kill anyone. I have seen people will people with guns… and axes.. and pens… and pillow cases… and teddy bears…….

Try to find another reason to complain. You will have plenty of time to think while you are in the food stamp line.

RitchWilliams October 12, 2010 at 5:16 am

Why? Most every American over there now is a conservative. And besides, I’d hate to deprive a liberal of the opportunity to visit a war zone…not that I’d ever expect one to take me up on the opportunity, ever, for any reason.

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